“This is tricky. How should I do this? Keep it quick and snappy. Ok, should I start with the life stuff? Now, living in Liverpool but born in Brighton, went to uni in Southampton, lived in Tokyo for a couple of years....? Nah, too straight. How about interests? Books by Philip K. Dick, William Gibson or Murakami or is that too literary, why not favourite films or TV programmes like The Big Lebowski, Oldboy, Blade Runner, Father Ted.... Food.... Drink...... Games?!?!! Oh that's just silly...
Games are more important than paying for food or paying the bills. The serious collector has made a lifelong investment in the pursuit of having way more games than you do. Ignoring review scores, maintaining few friendships so as not to commit oneself to additional spending on birthdays or holidays, this individual is single-mindedly intent on owning lots and lots of games. A noble pursuit, indeed.