“Hi. I'm -TheSecondSign-, and chances are you have no idea why my name is what it is, but that's cool because there's no reason for this name. I'm finishing up highschool and gettin' outta town soon, and joining the Coast Guard.
Hey look, it's a totally original dude wearing armor. With a huge gun and a helmet (a visor?). And he's riding a unicorn. This user was granted this magical emblem for not having any of their user profile images hosted on untrusted websites during The Great Purge of March 2013.