“Is a child of the ghetto, whose criminal acts are WELL known. Does not pay fines or serve sentences. Once typed a terse message in all caps after getting dissed by a Peruvian llama on a basketweaving forum. Likes peanut butter and jelly, but loathes jelly and peanut butter. Once conquered Rhode Island using a bent spork, three Sumatran tapirs, and a yo-yo. Accidentally invented the word "zudugorian" after getting trapped in a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle. Satisfied?
Hey look, it's a totally original dude wearing armor. With a huge gun and a helmet (a visor?). And he's riding a unicorn. This user was granted this magical emblem for not having any of their user profile images hosted on untrusted websites during The Great Purge of March 2013.