“Ma name by Mikey and I luv hockey. Smash them in the posts and eatin them like a beef roast!! God I rule!! Def Jam gonna sign me, B!! I love video games and music. My favorite games are World of Warcraft, Splinter Cell, Hitman, Gothic, and Grand Theft Auto. My favorite bands are Gnar Kill, CKY, and Mindless Self Indulgence!
Games are more important than paying for food or paying the bills. The serious collector has made a lifelong investment in the pursuit of having way more games than you do. Ignoring review scores, maintaining few friendships so as not to commit oneself to additional spending on birthdays or holidays, this individual is single-mindedly intent on owning lots and lots of games. A noble pursuit, indeed.