Hella Old-School

Been gaming since you were a twinkle in your momma's eye. Those bearing the rare distinction of hella old-school have been gaming practically since the primordial days. What they could have possibly seen in the terrible, old games of yore is anyone's guess, and far be it from these individuals to easily be able to justify why they've managed to waste away so much of their lives racking up millions of points, saving unlimited princesses, and basically just shooting and/or jumping over lots of things.