“Hey there everyone. I'm MysticDynamite. I am a 16-year old living in the East Coast of the United States. Most people call me fat, even though I can still see my toes if I stand up and look downward. Most people walk the other way when I try to talk to them because whenever I talk it always comes out in Klingon. I've never kissed anything resembling a female object ever, either; whenever I try to kiss my inflatable girlfriend they always float away from me for some reason.