“--The First Hit Is Always Free-- In 1988 I went by my friends house who said he had some kind of box that you could hook up to the tv and control the little man on the screen. When I picked up the "remote control" I asked my friend whats is the man's name and he said Mario. Ever Since Then Its Been On!
Hey look, it's a totally original dude wearing armor. With a huge gun and a helmet (a visor?). And he's riding a unicorn. This user was granted this magical emblem for not having any of their user profile images hosted on untrusted websites during The Great Purge of March 2013.