“I play Sonic and Zelda games on Nintendo consoles and hand-helds, and Sims on my PC, often with a flat-coated retriever trying to climb in my lap. Or steal my socks. 10 points if you're not British and have ever heard of a flat-coat; 20 points if you've actually met one.
Hey look, it's a totally original dude wearing armor. With a huge gun and a helmet (a visor?). And he's riding a unicorn. This user was granted this magical emblem for not having any of their user profile images hosted on untrusted websites during The Great Purge of March 2013.