“Stardate whocares.whatever.1987, a boy was [censored by Gamespot] somewhere, shouting 'Blast! What the deuce?' Few years later he was all grown up, always eager to find new and original ways to get into awkward situations. One day, after Loki turned his whole village to a bunch of angora rabbits, our awesomesauce hero slapped the eBil god around. This messing with the general perception of how divine entities should be handled gave birth to a spacetime continuum vortex which ate our beloved hero and (after a few crunches) spat him out on a space station in the delta quadrant. There he spent years rubing the decks and boldly picking his nose where no man has picked before. Suddenly, a spectacled guy materialized out of the blue and forced a bucket of red pills down the hero's throat - thus he awakened in a strange land called Douseewutididthar. The natives accepted him as their own and threw a welcoming party which lasted for 120 years. At that time the universe imploded due to sheer awesomeness of their dance moves. Our pwnazor hero was once again sent to another dimension, weirder than any before. .................................................................................................... http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Wargh

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