“Oh, hey. Well, uh, I don't have much to say. I just enjoy playing some video games, so I decided to sign up for this a few months ago... I also enjoy underground music and acting like a moron. So, as you can tell, I'm a rebel.
Hey look, it's a totally original dude wearing armor. With a huge gun and a helmet (a visor?). And he's riding a unicorn. This user was granted this magical emblem for not having any of their user profile images hosted on untrusted websites during The Great Purge of March 2013.