“I'm a dude. I play video games. I sleep. I have 2 legs. I blink. I have a job. I make people angry. I'm allergic to things. I probably don't like you. I drive a car. I try to wear pants. I curse. I eat meat knowing full well where it came from. I use 2-ply. I believe in leprechauns. God will smite me.
Hey look, it's a totally original dude wearing armor. With a huge gun and a helmet (a visor?). And he's riding a unicorn. This user was granted this magical emblem for not having any of their user profile images hosted on untrusted websites during The Great Purge of March 2013.